it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
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Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
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Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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