Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
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we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize