alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
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She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
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I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
BRING THE BAGELS
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