it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
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Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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