And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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