They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
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So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
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Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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