Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
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We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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