i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
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Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
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but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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