I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
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Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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