I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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