why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
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YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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