i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
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im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
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Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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