am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
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Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
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FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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