I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
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you dipped you banana in queso last night.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
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A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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