I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
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Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
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Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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