I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
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And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
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They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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