I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
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Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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