Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
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