I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
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Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
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Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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