First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
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Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
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And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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