Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
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the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
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Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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