think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
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i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
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Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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