Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
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They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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