Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
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She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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