Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
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You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
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The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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