Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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