Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
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WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
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all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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