went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
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My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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