i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
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All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
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he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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