Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
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On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
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Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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