and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
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I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
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The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
This is my gift to your gina
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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