Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
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Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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