Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
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Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
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Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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