This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
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It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
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I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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