rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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