I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
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Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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