my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
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thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
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I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Those nachos came to me in a dream
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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