You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
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I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
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I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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