There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
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So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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