porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
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how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
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Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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