So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
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I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
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I feel like a drive thru vagina
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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