nut hugger
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
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I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
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The dick lei will go down in squad history
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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