He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
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Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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