So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
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I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
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Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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