I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
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And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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