Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
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today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
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dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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