He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
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Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
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First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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