I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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