its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
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what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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