I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
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I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
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I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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