Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
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You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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