I'm gonna have a badass scar
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
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I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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