We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
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buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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